Pioneer Island

Pioneer Island
Pioneer Island was a tourist attraction/theme park that was constructed on Jefferton's manmade lake and opened in 1984. A commercial was made for the park starring "Olde" Tymey. Pioneer Island featured attractions such as the "Double Bunyan". Pioneer island was mysteriously burned down at some point, with the most likely culprit being The Mayor. 20 years later an exact replica constructed by Tom Peters and The Mayor, only to be burned down once again by the mayor.

Strangely the article describing Pioneer Island's disaster is actually just the article about how the town was fooled by a child astronaut some 20 years after the incident.